Thursday, April 12, 2012

x husband

My first xhusband is sneekily trying to get back with me.

I'm so shocked he didn't think I would figure it out! I told him the day that I left that if he let me leave, I would never come back.

So now year later he plots with a friend to trick me into meeting up with him and hanging out?

Why are men so fickle? Don't they understand divorce is not a game. It's serious. Once you make that decision to leave a woman you'd better be sure that the decision is a good one because once it's over it's over.

My life is not your game!

Anywho, I'm extremely forgetful lately. I hope it'll stop. It's starting to affect my daily life...

Musings for the day...

Are republicans serious?

Why do people cut you off when driving? They only end up immediately in front of you.

Why do I have to shave my legs?

Rachael Maddow is the queen of OWNING people.

Why can't we get medical procedures done in mexico? Do you think Mexicans tell their citizens not to go to america because we're poor and our medical procedures are sub par? But sometimes they are.

I propose we re-open the underground railroad. I just don't know where it will lead to because ALL of america seems to be hostile to us lately. Maybe we can run for our freedom to cancun. Why didn't the slaves run to mexico instead of north...

Going to NYC with a stroller and an infant is the third level of hell.

Babies make such cute noises.

Men who fail to be men cannot raise men.

HGTV can be really interesting.

If we're all ugly without makeup then what is the true standard of beauty?

Why are evangelicals so concerned with making God look crazy?

Even if you spend $1,000 on an item once it's old, it's just old.

A lady on Bravo TV said that women start to wear flip flops and no makeup because they no longer care. Why didn't I get this memo?

LA looks so much better on TV.